Cockroaches (2026) — Thieves, Royalty, Chaos

SMALL-TIME THIEVES. ROYAL-SIZED TROUBLE.

They stole the wrong van.
Her Majesty was in the back.

Three porch pirates expect another easy score. Instead, their stolen van comes with the kidnapped Queen of Belgium. Suddenly, petty theft becomes a disaster far beyond their talents, with every bad decision making an already ridiculous situation worse.

Regret brings people together. Probably not these people. But maybe.

An offbeat comedy of low-rent crime, spectacular misfortune and connections nobody planned to make.

With Clive Ashborn, Anna Sophia Berglund and Joseph Buttler.

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